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  Ellery did not tell Pat what a web was being woven in those secret investigations of the law. There was no point in making her feel worse than she felt already.

  Then there was the Press.

  Apparently one of Frank Lloyd’s vitriolic editorials had splashed heavily enough to deposit a drop in Chicago; for early in January, and shortly after Rosemary Haight’s funeral, a smartly dressed woman with a thirty-eight waistline, silver-sprayed hair, and tired eyes got off the afternoon express and had Ed Hotchkiss drive her directly to 460 Hill Drive.

  The next day the readers of two hundred and fifty-nine large newspapers in the United States learned that good old Roberta was in there once again battling for love.

  The leading paragraph of Roberta’s Column, by Roberta Roberts, said:

  Today in a small American city named Wrightsville there is being enacted a fantastic romantic tragedy, with a Man and a Woman the tragic protagonists and a whole community playing the role of villain.

  That was enough for the others. Roberta had her nose in something yum-yummy. Editors began to call for back numbers of theWrightsville Record. By the end of January a dozen first-line reporters had arrived in town to see what Bobby Roberts had dug up.

  Frank Lloyd was cooperative, and the first stories that trickled back over the wires put the name of James Haight on the front page of every newspaper in America.

  The out-of-town newspapermen and-women swarmed over the town, interviewing and writing and drinking straight bourbon at Vic Carlatti’s Hot Spot and Gus Olesen’s Roadside Tavern and making Dune MacLean, next door to the Hollis Hotel, put in a hurry call to the liquor wholesaler.

  During the day they lolled about the County Courthouse spitting on Janitor Hernaberry’s spotless lobby tiles, trailing Chief Dakin and Prosecutor Bradford for stories and photographs, and generally showing no decent respect for the opinions of mankind (although they wired same faithfully to their editors).

  Most of them stayed at the Hollis, commandeering cots when they could find no legitimate accommodations. Manager Brooks complained that they were turning his lobby into a “slophouse.”

  Later, during sessions of the trial, they spent their nights either on Route 16 or at the Bijou Theater on Lower Main, where they ganged up on young Louie Cahan, the manager, cracking Indian nuts all over the theater and catcalling whenever the hero made love to the heroine. On Grab Bag Night one of the reporters won a set of dishes (donated by A. A. Gilboon, House Furnishings, Long-Term Payments) and “accidentally on purpose,” as everyone said indignantly, dropped all sixty pieces on the stage while the rest of them whistled, howled, and stamped their feet. Louie was good and sore, but what could he do?

  Bitter speeches about “those newspaper tramps” and “self-constituted privileged characters” were delivered to good effect at a special meeting of the Country Club Board by Donald Mackenzie, President of the Wrightsville Personal Finance Corporation (PFC Solves Your Unpaid-Bills Problem!), and Dr. Emil Poffenberger, Dental Surgeon, 132 Upham Block, High Village.

  Yet there was something infectious in their cynical high spirits, and Mr. Ellery Queen was saddened to observe how Wrightsville gradually took on an air of County Fair. New and shiny stock began to appear in the shopwindows; prices for food and lodging went up; farmers who had never before come into town on week-nights began to parade the Square and Lower Main with their square-toed, staring families; and it became impossible to find parking space within a radius of six blocks of the Square. Chief Dakin had to swear in five new policemen to help direct traffic and keep the peace.

  The unwilling author of all this prosperity barricaded himself at 460 Hill Drive and refused to see anyone but the Wrights, Ellery, and later Roberta Roberts. To the remainder of the press Jim was adamant.

  “I’m still a taxpayer!” he cried to Dakin over the phone. ”I’ve got a right to some privacy! Put a cop at my door!”

  “Yes, Mr. Haight,” said Chief Dakin politely; and that afternoon Patrolman Dick Gobbin, who had been an invisible watcher in plain clothes for some time, on orders put on a uniform and became visible.

  And Jim went back to his cellarette.

  “It’s getting worse,” reported Pat to Ellery. ”He’s drinking himself stupid. Even Lola can’t do anything with him. Ellery, is it just that he’s scared?”

  “He’s not scared at all. Goes deeper than funk, Patty. Hasn’t he seen Nora yet?”

  “He’s ashamed to go near her. Nora’s threatening to get out of bed and go over there herself, only Dr. Willoughby said if she did, he’d send her to the hospital. I slept with her last night. She cried all night.”

  Ellery glumly surveyed his glass of Scotch, filched from John F.’s modest, little-used bar. ”Nora still thinks he’s an innocent babe?”

  “Of course. She wants him to fight back. She says if he’d only come over to see her, she knows she could persuade him to stand up and defend himself from these attacks. Did you see what those damn reporters are writing about Jim now?”

  “Yes,” sighed Ellery, emptying his glass.

  “It’s all Frank Lloyd’s fault! That grump! Turning on his best friends! Pop’s so furious he says he’ll never speak to Frank again.”

  “It’s better to keep out of Lloyd’s way,” said Ellery with a frown. ”He’s a large animal, and he’s thoroughly aroused. An angry beast with a hysterical typewriter. I’ll tell your father myself.”

  “Never mind. I don’t think he wants to talk to . . . anybody,” said Pat in a low voice. Then she burst out: “How can people be such vermin? Mom’s friends¯they don’t call her anymore, they’re whispering the vilest things behind her back, she’s being impeached by two of her organizations¯even Clarice Martin’s stopped calling!”

  “The Judge’s wife,” murmured Ellery. ”Which suggests another interesting problem . . . Never mind. Have you seen Carter Bradford lately?”

  “No,” said Pat shortly.

  “Patty, what do you know about this woman Roberta Roberts?”

  “The only decent reporter in town!”

  “Strange what different conclusions she draws from the same facts.

  Did you see this?” Ellery showed Pat a Chicago newspaper, flipped back to Roberta’s Column. A paragraph had been ringed, and Pat read it quickly:

  The longer I investigate this case, the surer I feel that James Haight is a misunderstood, hounded man, a martyr to what is at best a circumstantial case and the victim of Wrightsville’s mobbism. Only the woman he is alleged by Wrightsville gossips to have tried to poison is standing by her husband foursquare, with never a doubt or a backward look. More power to you, Nora Wright Haight! If faith and love still mean anything in this wretched world, your husband’s name will be cleared and you will triumph over the pack.

  “That’s a wonderful tribute!” cried Pat.

  “A little emotional, even for a famous entrepreneuse of love,” said Mr. Queen dryly. ”I think I’ll explore this female Cupid.”

  But exploration only confirmed the evidence of his eyes. Roberta Roberts was heart and soul behind the struggle to get Jim a just hearing. One talk with Nora, and they became fighters in a common cause.

  “If you could only get Jim to come up here for a talk,” said Nora urgently. ”Won’t you try, Miss Roberts?”

  “He’d listen to you,” Pat interposed. ”He said only this morning”¯Pat neglected to mention his condition when he said it¯”that you were the only friend he had in the world.”

  “Jim’s a queer love,” said Roberta thoughtfully. ”I’ve had two talks with him, and I admit I haven’t got anything but his confidence. Let me take another crack at the poor dope.” But Jim refused to stir from the house.

  “Why, Jim?” asked the newspaperwoman patiently. Ellery was present, and Lola Wright¯a more silent Lola these days.

  “Lemme alone.” Jim had not shaved, under the stubble his skin was gray, and he had drunk a lot of whisky.

  “You can’t just lie around the house like a
yellow dog and let these people spit on you, Jim! See Nora. She’ll give you strength, Jim. She’s ill¯don’t you know that? Don’t you care?”

  Jim turned a tortured face to the wall. ”Nora’s in good hands. Her family’s taking care of her. And I’ve done her enough harm already. Lemme alone!”

  “But Nora believes in you, honey.”

  “I’m not gonna see Nora till this is all over,” he muttered. ”Till I’m Jim Haight again in this town, not some lousy hyena.”

  And he raised himself and fumbled for his glass, and drank, and sank back, and not all of Roberta’s urging and prodding could rouse him again.

  When Roberta had gone and Jim was asleep, Ellery said to Lola Wright: “And what’s your angle, my dear Sphinx?”

  “No angle. Somebody has to take care of Jim. I feed him and put him to bed and see that he has a fresh bottle of painkiller every once in a while.” Lola smiled.

  “Unconventional,” said Mr. Queen, smiling back. ”The two of you, alone, in this house.”

  “That’s me,” said Lola. ”Unconventional Lola.”

  “You haven’t expressed any opinion, Lola¯”

  “There’s been too much expression of opinion,” she retorted. ”But if you want to know, I’m a professional underdog-lover. My heart bleeds for the Chinese and the Czechs and the Poles and the Jews and the Negroes¯it’s leaking practically all the time; and every time one of my underdogs is kicked, it leaks a little more. I see this poor slob suffering, and that’s enough for me.”

  “Apparently it’s enough for Roberta Roberts, too,” mumbled Ellery.

  “Miss Love-Conquers-All?” Lola shrugged. ”If you ask me, that dame’s on Jim’s side so she can get in where the other reporters can’t!”

  Chapter 18

  St. Valentine’s Day: Love Conquers Nothing

  Considering that Nora was bedridden as a result of arsenic poisoning, that John F. was finding his cronies shying away from him and transferring their business to Hallam Luck’s Public Trust Co., that Hermione was having the ladyfinger put on her, Pat was sticking close to Nora’s bedside, and even Lola had been jolted out of her isolation¯considering all this, it was wonderful how the Wrights kept bravely pretending, even among themselves, that nothing out of the ordinary had happened.

  No one referred to Nora’s condition except as an “illness,” as if she were suffering from laryngitis or some mysterious but legal “woman’s complaint.” John F. talked business at his desk in his old dry way¯if he attended far fewer board meetings, it was because he was “tied up” . . . obviously; and the fact that he quite disappeared from the weekly luncheons of the Chamber of Commerce at Ma Upham’s was gravely excused on grounds of dyspepsia.

  As for Jim¯he was not mentioned at all.

  But Hermy, after the first emotional storms, did some calking and sail patching. No one was going to run her out of town. And grimly she began to employ her telephone again. When impeachment proceedings began at her Women’s Club, Madam President astounded everyone by making a personal appearance, in her smartest winter suit, and acting as if nothing had happened whatsoever. She was impeached notwithstanding; but only after various abalone ears burned and the ladies grew scarlet under the lash of Hermy’s scorn. And at home she took charge as of old. Ludie, who might have been expected to snarl back, instead went about with a relieved expression.

  And by the beginning of February things took on such an air of normality that Lola actually returned to her nun’s flat in Low Village, and Nora being better, Pat assumed the task of cooking Jim’s meals and straightening Nora’s house.

  On Thursday, February thirteenth, Dr. Willoughby said that Nora could get out of bed.

  There was much joy in the household. Ludie baked a gargantuan lemon-meringue pie, Nora’s favorite; John F. came home early from the bank with a double armful of American Beauty roses (and where he got them, in Wrightsville, in February, he refused to say!); Pat stretched as if she were cramped and then washed her hair and did her nails, murmuring things like: “My God! How I’ve let myself go!” Hermy turned the radio on for the first time in weeks to hear the war news . . . It was like coming out of a restless sleep to find yourself safely awake.

  Nora wanted to see Jim instantly; but Hermione refused to let her out of the house¯”The first day, dear! Are you insane?”¯and so Nora phoned next door. After a while she hung up, helplessly; there was no answer.

  “Maybe he’s gone out for a walk or something,” said Pat.

  “I’m sure that’s what it is, Nora,” said Hermy, fussing over Nora’s hair. Hermy did not say that Jim was in the house that very moment¯she had just glimpsed his gray face pressed against the Venetian blinds of the master bedroom.

  “I know!” said Nora, with a little excitement; and she telephoned Ben Danzig. ”Mr. Danzig, send me the biggest, most expensive Valentine you’ve got. Right away!”

  “Yes, ma’am,” said Ben; and in a half hour it was all over town that Nora Haight was all right again. Sending Valentines! Is there another man, do you suppose?

  It was a gorgeous thing, quilted in pink satin and bordered with real lace, framing numerous fat Cupids and sweet with St. Valentine sentiment¯Ben Danzig’s most exclusive number, 99A.

  Nora addressed the envelope herself, and licked the stamp and affixed it, and sent Ellery out to mail it. She was almost gay. Mr. Queen, playing Hermes to Eros, dropped the Valentine in the box at the bottom of the Hill with the uncomfortable feeling of a man who watches a battered pugilist getting to his knees after the fourth knockdown.

  In the mail Friday morning there was no Valentine for Nora.

  “I’m going over there,” she said firmly. ”This is silly. Jim’s sulking. He thinks the whole world’s against him. I’m going¯”

  Ludie came in, very stiff and scared, and said: “It’s that Chief Dakin and Mr. Bradford, Miss Hermy.”

  “Dakin!” The color left Hermy’s girlish cheeks. ”For . . . me, Ludie?”

  “Says he wants to be seeing Miss Nora.”

  Nora said: “Me?” in a quivery voice.

  John F. rose from the breakfast table. ”I’ll handle this!” They went into the living room.

  Mr. Queen left his eggs and ran upstairs. Pat yawned “Whozit?” when he rapped on her door.

  “Come downstairs!”

  “Whaffor?” He heard her yawn again. ”Come in, come in.” Ellery merely opened the door. Pat was bunched under the bedclothes, looking rosy and mussed and young again.

  “Dakin and Bradford. To see Nora. I think this is it.”

  “Oh!” Panic. But only for a moment. ”Throw me my robe, like a darling. It’s arctic in here.” Ellery handed it to her, turned to walk out. ”Wait for me in the hall, Ellery. I mean¯I want to go downstairs with you.”

  Pat joined him in three minutes. She held onto his arm all the way downstairs.

  As they came in, Chief Dakin was saying: “Course, Mrs. Haight, you understand I’ve got to cover the whole ground. I’d told Doc Willoughby to let me know when you’d be up and about¯”

  “So kind of you,” said Nora.

  She was frightened almost out of her wits. You could see it. Her figure had a wooden stillness, and she looked from Dakin to Bradford and back again like a puppet being jerked by invisible hands.

  “Hello,” said Pat grimly. ”Isn’t it early for a social call, Mr. Dakin?”

  Dakin shrugged. Bradford regarded her with a furious misery. He seemed thinner, almost emaciated.

  “Sit down and be quiet, baby,” said Hermione faintly.

  “I don’t know what you can expect Nora to tell you,” said John F. frigidly. ”Patricia, sit down!”

  “Patricia?” said Pat. She sat down. ”Patricia” was a bad sign. John F. hadn’t called her Patricia in such a formal voice since the last time he’d used his old-fashioned razor strop on her bottom, and that had been many many years ago. Pat contrived to grasp Nora’s hand.

  She did not look at Bradford once; and af
ter that first unhappy glance, Bradford did not look at her.

  Dakin nodded pleasantly to Ellery. ”Glad to see you, Mr. Smith. Now if we’re all set¯Cart, did you want to say somethin’?”

  “Yes!” exploded Cart. ”I wanted to say that I’m in an impossible position. I wanted to say¯” He made a helpless gesture and stared out the window at the snow-covered lawn.

  “Now, Mrs. Haight,” said Dakin, blinking at Nora, “would you mind telling us just what happened New Year’s Eve as you saw it? I’ve got everybody else’s story¯”

  “Mind? Why should I mind?” It came out froggy, and Nora cleared her throat. And began to talk shrilly and rapidly, making rapid little meaningless signs with her free hand. ”But I can’t really tell you anything. I mean, all that I saw¯”

  “When your husband came around to you with the tray of cocktails, didn’t he sort of pick out one special glass for you? I mean, didn’t you want to take one glass and he fixed it so you took another?”

  “How can I remember a thing like that?” asked Nora indignantly. ”And that’s a¯a nasty implication!”

  “Mrs. Haight.” The Chief’s voice was suddenly chilly. ”Did your husband ever try to poison you before New Year’s Eve?”

  Nora snatched her hand from Pat’s and jumped up. ”No!”

  “Nora dear,” began Pat, “you mustn’t get excited¯”

  “You’re sure, Mrs. Haight?” insisted Dakin.

  “Of course I’m sure!”

  “There’s nothing you can tell us about the fights you and Mr. Haight been having?”

  “Fights!” Nora was livid now. ”I suppose it’s that horrible DuPre creature¯or¯”

  The “or” was so odd even Carter Bradford turned from the window. Nora had uttered the word with a sudden sickish emphasis and glared directly at Ellery. Dakin and Bradford glanced quickly at him, and Pat looked terrified. Mr. and Mrs. Wright were hopelessly lost.

  “Or what, Mrs. Haight?” asked Dakin.

  “Nothing. Nothing! Why don’t you let Jim alone?” Nora was crying hysterically now. ”All of you!”